So Thanksgiving is here and so are The Turf Byrd's. Christmas is just around the corner so I had to start getting my gift ready to send to The President. I hope that he will like what I have in the package for him. I wasn't going to spoil the surprise but, chance of him finding this blog before Christmas holds some strong odds.
The gift that is being sent to The President this year contains two very well hand crafted Turf Byrd's, one of which is a new deluxe model that hasn't even been put on the site to sell yet. A little procrastination on my part but none the less he gets the first one because it has a business card holder embedded into the sculpture and a couple of pen holders along with all the decorations. Then there is one of the Holy Byrd's along with some literature in the form of a newsletter claiming me as the creator of, "The Turf Byrd's" and then there is the short story of fiction that gives way to the creation of The Turf Byrd's.
Who ever said that gift giving can't be fun? The funny thing about this gift is that it is the first one I have thought of giving to anyone this year so far for Christmas. The only gift I have followed through with so far for Christmas. Probably the only gift I will have to spend more than a stamp's worth of postage to mail. How about the only gift I have ever sent to The President? This is totally a first.
I am not going to sit here and write that there is no motive behind sending this gift to The President, and I will get right to the motive for sending this gift to him. My motive for this gift is,......people. He knows a lot of people in place I have not even thought of yet, and could probably hook me up with some really cool and dynamic people that would want to help The Turf Byrd's. He may even place a rather large order for some of his friends. My motive for possibilities are really endless and one major motive I believe would be, strategy if that can be considered motive.
Theoretically by this time next year The Turf Byrd's will be shipping out about 50 or so a month. Plans for a store front will continue to grow as The Turf Byrd's business plan evolves. That is what is so great about any business plan is that they are living breathing documents. Watch The Turf Byrd's get to be a household name that everyone comes to know and love. Now that is something to add to the business plan.
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Monday, November 21, 2011
Clean Crap To Make People Smile And Laugh
My wife is a Union member and gets to meet with a bunch of people in Salem going over budget stuff and bargaining for something called agreements. Anyway I asked her if she would take a dozen with her to her next meeting in request of someone else affiliated with the Union via social media.
I hand picked out a dozen of the best holy pieces I could find and very carefully placed them in her van for shipment. To my surprise she brought back only seven of them. I literally said Holy Crap myself!
Thanksgiving is just right around the corner here and Christmas gifts will be flooding the post office and warehouses that hold'em. A dear friend of mine suggested that I should mail a couple of Turf Byrd's to The President of The United States of America. So this is my intention for his gift this year from a small business here in America.
Who knows he may just know the right person that could help create that long awaited million dollars I have always dreamed about.
One of my friends just stopped by to say, "Hello". He took a short video of a Deluxe Turf Byrd. I can only imagine what he will do with that. Of course any exposure with these cute lovable creations called The Turf Byrd's is a good thing.
Great things are happening here for The Turf Byrd's. This just may be the novelty item that turns America around with gross national product and export sales world wide. Imagine a clean warehouse that produces crap. Crap that has a clean tendency to make people want to smile and laugh.
My grandson would like for me to open up a warehouse / store front where people can come in and order a Turf Byrd, make one for themselves, and have the order filled and shipped out because of the sales from the web site. Want a genius for only being eleven years of age. I wonder what it would take to open up something like that. That would be the $hit!
I hand picked out a dozen of the best holy pieces I could find and very carefully placed them in her van for shipment. To my surprise she brought back only seven of them. I literally said Holy Crap myself!
Thanksgiving is just right around the corner here and Christmas gifts will be flooding the post office and warehouses that hold'em. A dear friend of mine suggested that I should mail a couple of Turf Byrd's to The President of The United States of America. So this is my intention for his gift this year from a small business here in America.
Who knows he may just know the right person that could help create that long awaited million dollars I have always dreamed about.
One of my friends just stopped by to say, "Hello". He took a short video of a Deluxe Turf Byrd. I can only imagine what he will do with that. Of course any exposure with these cute lovable creations called The Turf Byrd's is a good thing.
Great things are happening here for The Turf Byrd's. This just may be the novelty item that turns America around with gross national product and export sales world wide. Imagine a clean warehouse that produces crap. Crap that has a clean tendency to make people want to smile and laugh.
My grandson would like for me to open up a warehouse / store front where people can come in and order a Turf Byrd, make one for themselves, and have the order filled and shipped out because of the sales from the web site. Want a genius for only being eleven years of age. I wonder what it would take to open up something like that. That would be the $hit!
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