Saturday, May 26, 2012

The Turf Byrd's Gain Access To Storefront Sidewalk Real Estate

Recently The Turf Byrd's has gained access to some storefront sidewalk real estate.

Went in the trophy store to pick something up for my Pastor and as I was gazing at all the different trophies on display the thought of a Turf Byrd trophy came into mind.

The trophy store owner came out to my truck and I showed him a tray of Turf Byrd's. His smile was from ear to ear, he said that I should put out on the sidewalk on a display table and sell them this summer.

So now for a buck a Byrd, The Turf Byrd's have storefront sidewalk real estate.

Once I was told and it has stuck with me ever since then, and that is: A Closed Mouth Is Never Fed.

If the thought never came to mind then I would not have opened my mouth, but because of thought my mind spoke out and now the dream just becomes that much more of a reality.

The true reality is when that first day comes to sell out on the storefront sidewalk real estate and The Turf Byrd's have a great day in sales.


Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Making The Most Outta The Turf Byrd's

There is something about The Turf Byrd's and they are a creation that I am going to make the most out of. Whether it be money or laughter, TV or radio The Turf Byrd's has the potential for more than just stardom.
                               
                                                             The Turf Byrd's Web Store


This Turf Byrd's name is Holy. You can just take a guess at his last name. He is just one of many at the Web Store site that has been embedded above.

The Turf Byrd's will give the economy and our nation hope that there is still money to be made. So tell your friends and families across the nation about The Turf Byrd's and the Web Store.

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Friday, April 6, 2012

The Turf Byrd's Made In America

Just thought I would touch base here with an encouraging note.

The President of The United States sent a thank you letter to me for sending him the gift of Turf Byrd's.


This is just the beginning of something really fantastic. 

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Gotta Think BIG!

I can only imagine what it will be like when the sales start driving in from The Turf Byrd's web site.

When that day comes I will be filled with so much excitement that I would probably make a Turf Byrd of my own. Have you ever heard of the phrase I could just shit a brick? That would be me only I would like to have a golden brick that comes out my ass when that happens. Gotta think big!

Haven't heard anything from The President of The United States of America yet. Still thinking that one of his friends in China will like The Turf Byrd's and get a hold of me. I can see hiring a bunch people that would like making people smile by making The Turf Byrd's

Even though I have kinda put it on the back burner because sales isn't all that I would like for The Turf Byrd's I have gotta keep moving forward. Still there's no looking back from what has been created. The dream builds and the ball gets moved a couple of inches toward the goal line everyday. Faith is a very important key to the survival of The Turf Byrd's. The dream becoming real is evidence of what has been unseen. All things are possible for those of us who believe! Possibilities are endless and demand more action once success has been created from a possibility. The Turf Byrd's are just a fragment of what is possible when belief is added to faith.

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

The Turf Byrd's Are Not Just A Dream Anymore

Well so far so good with The Presidents gift. Not sure if he has received it or if it even has reached his desk yet. I wonder if it will? The best thing that can come from this is that he would tell some of his friends in China about this idea and The Turf Byrd's received an order of about 200,000 or so.

That would be the ideal Christmas gift for The Turf Byrd's. Putting people to work that would be a gift in of itself. I can see a Turf Byrd storefront / warehouse in the future for The Turf Byrd's. The cool thing about a business plan is that it is a living breathing document always changing.

The web site and all that was really just the first step in marketing these lovely cow pie cuties I call The Turf Byrd's. If I had my way about them they would be just that, feces from the great American farmlands. But unfortunately the government classifies sending feces through the mail to be a federal offense. The country club sounded pretty good but no thanks, kinda hard to work from there anyway.

Sales of The Turf Byrd's are moving rather slow, may have to add some fiber to make them move a bit faster. I know one thing for sure is that more videos are necessary for sales to explode. I can only imagine what it will look like when The Turf Byrd's begin to splatter all over the globe. The true meaning behind, "drop shipping ".

Sure I may be a dreamer, but hey I have put this dream into action. And you know what is said about action speaking louder than words. The only person that holds me back is me, and I like moving forward. I have been called a bull in a china cabinet, big dog, a dreamer, a problem solver, a man with a plan, and much much more. So I really work hard at the limitless qualities I have been entrusted with. Possibilities are endless and bring success, and success does demand more action.

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

The Turf Byrd's - Sending A Gift To The President

So Thanksgiving is here and so are The Turf Byrd's. Christmas is just around the corner so I had to start getting my gift ready to send to The President. I hope that he will like what I have in the package for him. I wasn't going to spoil the surprise but, chance of him finding this blog before Christmas holds some strong odds.

The gift that is being sent to The President this year contains two very well hand crafted Turf Byrd's, one of which is a new deluxe model that hasn't even been put on the site to sell yet. A little procrastination on my part but none the less he gets the first one because it has a business card holder embedded into the sculpture and a couple of pen holders along with all the decorations. Then there is one of the Holy Byrd's along with some literature in the form of a newsletter claiming me as the creator of, "The Turf Byrd's" and then there is the short story of fiction that gives way to the creation of The Turf Byrd's.

Who ever said that gift giving can't be fun? The funny thing about this gift is that it is the first one I have thought of giving to anyone this year so far for Christmas. The only gift I have followed through with so far for Christmas. Probably the only gift I will have to spend more than a stamp's worth of postage to mail. How about the only gift I have ever sent to The President? This is totally a first.

I am not going to sit here and write that there is no motive behind sending this gift to The President, and I will get right to the motive for sending this gift to him. My motive for this gift is,......people. He knows a lot of people in place I have not even thought of yet, and could probably hook me up with some really cool and dynamic people that would want to help The Turf Byrd's. He may even place a rather large order for some of his friends. My motive for possibilities are really endless and one major motive I believe would be, strategy if that can be considered motive.

Theoretically by this time next year The Turf Byrd's will be shipping out about 50 or so a month. Plans for a store front will continue to grow as The Turf Byrd's business plan evolves. That is what is so great about any business plan is that they are living breathing documents. Watch The Turf Byrd's get to be a household name that everyone comes to know and love. Now that is something to add to the business plan.

Monday, November 21, 2011

Clean Crap To Make People Smile And Laugh

My wife is a Union member and gets to meet with a bunch of people in Salem going over budget stuff and bargaining for something called agreements. Anyway I asked her if she would take a dozen with her to her next meeting in request of someone else affiliated with the Union via social media.

I hand picked out a dozen of the best holy pieces I could find and very carefully placed them in her van for shipment. To my surprise she brought back only seven of them. I literally said Holy Crap myself!

Thanksgiving is just right around the corner here and Christmas gifts will be flooding the post office and warehouses that hold'em. A dear friend of mine suggested that I should mail a couple of Turf Byrd's to The President of The United States of America. So this is my intention for his gift this year from a small business here in America.

Who knows he may just know the right person that could help create that long awaited million dollars I have always dreamed about.

One of my friends just stopped by to say, "Hello". He took a short video of a Deluxe Turf Byrd. I can only imagine what he will do with that. Of course any exposure with these cute lovable creations called The Turf Byrd's is a good thing.

Great things are happening here for The Turf Byrd's. This just may be the novelty item that turns America around with gross national product and export sales world wide. Imagine a clean warehouse that produces crap. Crap that has a clean tendency to make people want to smile and laugh.

My grandson would like for me to open up a warehouse / store front where people can come in and order a Turf Byrd, make one for themselves, and have the order filled and shipped out because of the sales from the web site. Want a genius for only being eleven years of age. I wonder what it would take to open up something like that. That would be the $hit!