I can only imagine what it will be like when the sales start driving in from The Turf Byrd's web site.
When that day comes I will be filled with so much excitement that I would probably make a Turf Byrd of my own. Have you ever heard of the phrase I could just shit a brick? That would be me only I would like to have a golden brick that comes out my ass when that happens. Gotta think big!
Haven't heard anything from The President of The United States of America yet. Still thinking that one of his friends in China will like The Turf Byrd's and get a hold of me. I can see hiring a bunch people that would like making people smile by making The Turf Byrd's
Even though I have kinda put it on the back burner because sales isn't all that I would like for The Turf Byrd's I have gotta keep moving forward. Still there's no looking back from what has been created. The dream builds and the ball gets moved a couple of inches toward the goal line everyday. Faith is a very important key to the survival of The Turf Byrd's. The dream becoming real is evidence of what has been unseen. All things are possible for those of us who believe! Possibilities are endless and demand more action once success has been created from a possibility. The Turf Byrd's are just a fragment of what is possible when belief is added to faith.
Thursday, January 19, 2012
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
The Turf Byrd's Are Not Just A Dream Anymore
Well so far so good with The Presidents gift. Not sure if he has received it or if it even has reached his desk yet. I wonder if it will? The best thing that can come from this is that he would tell some of his friends in China about this idea and The Turf Byrd's received an order of about 200,000 or so.
That would be the ideal Christmas gift for The Turf Byrd's. Putting people to work that would be a gift in of itself. I can see a Turf Byrd storefront / warehouse in the future for The Turf Byrd's. The cool thing about a business plan is that it is a living breathing document always changing.
The web site and all that was really just the first step in marketing these lovely cow pie cuties I call The Turf Byrd's. If I had my way about them they would be just that, feces from the great American farmlands. But unfortunately the government classifies sending feces through the mail to be a federal offense. The country club sounded pretty good but no thanks, kinda hard to work from there anyway.
Sales of The Turf Byrd's are moving rather slow, may have to add some fiber to make them move a bit faster. I know one thing for sure is that more videos are necessary for sales to explode. I can only imagine what it will look like when The Turf Byrd's begin to splatter all over the globe. The true meaning behind, "drop shipping ".
Sure I may be a dreamer, but hey I have put this dream into action. And you know what is said about action speaking louder than words. The only person that holds me back is me, and I like moving forward. I have been called a bull in a china cabinet, big dog, a dreamer, a problem solver, a man with a plan, and much much more. So I really work hard at the limitless qualities I have been entrusted with. Possibilities are endless and bring success, and success does demand more action.
That would be the ideal Christmas gift for The Turf Byrd's. Putting people to work that would be a gift in of itself. I can see a Turf Byrd storefront / warehouse in the future for The Turf Byrd's. The cool thing about a business plan is that it is a living breathing document always changing.
The web site and all that was really just the first step in marketing these lovely cow pie cuties I call The Turf Byrd's. If I had my way about them they would be just that, feces from the great American farmlands. But unfortunately the government classifies sending feces through the mail to be a federal offense. The country club sounded pretty good but no thanks, kinda hard to work from there anyway.
Sales of The Turf Byrd's are moving rather slow, may have to add some fiber to make them move a bit faster. I know one thing for sure is that more videos are necessary for sales to explode. I can only imagine what it will look like when The Turf Byrd's begin to splatter all over the globe. The true meaning behind, "drop shipping ".
Sure I may be a dreamer, but hey I have put this dream into action. And you know what is said about action speaking louder than words. The only person that holds me back is me, and I like moving forward. I have been called a bull in a china cabinet, big dog, a dreamer, a problem solver, a man with a plan, and much much more. So I really work hard at the limitless qualities I have been entrusted with. Possibilities are endless and bring success, and success does demand more action.
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
The Turf Byrd's - Sending A Gift To The President
So Thanksgiving is here and so are The Turf Byrd's. Christmas is just around the corner so I had to start getting my gift ready to send to The President. I hope that he will like what I have in the package for him. I wasn't going to spoil the surprise but, chance of him finding this blog before Christmas holds some strong odds.
The gift that is being sent to The President this year contains two very well hand crafted Turf Byrd's, one of which is a new deluxe model that hasn't even been put on the site to sell yet. A little procrastination on my part but none the less he gets the first one because it has a business card holder embedded into the sculpture and a couple of pen holders along with all the decorations. Then there is one of the Holy Byrd's along with some literature in the form of a newsletter claiming me as the creator of, "The Turf Byrd's" and then there is the short story of fiction that gives way to the creation of The Turf Byrd's.
Who ever said that gift giving can't be fun? The funny thing about this gift is that it is the first one I have thought of giving to anyone this year so far for Christmas. The only gift I have followed through with so far for Christmas. Probably the only gift I will have to spend more than a stamp's worth of postage to mail. How about the only gift I have ever sent to The President? This is totally a first.
I am not going to sit here and write that there is no motive behind sending this gift to The President, and I will get right to the motive for sending this gift to him. My motive for this gift is,......people. He knows a lot of people in place I have not even thought of yet, and could probably hook me up with some really cool and dynamic people that would want to help The Turf Byrd's. He may even place a rather large order for some of his friends. My motive for possibilities are really endless and one major motive I believe would be, strategy if that can be considered motive.
Theoretically by this time next year The Turf Byrd's will be shipping out about 50 or so a month. Plans for a store front will continue to grow as The Turf Byrd's business plan evolves. That is what is so great about any business plan is that they are living breathing documents. Watch The Turf Byrd's get to be a household name that everyone comes to know and love. Now that is something to add to the business plan.
The gift that is being sent to The President this year contains two very well hand crafted Turf Byrd's, one of which is a new deluxe model that hasn't even been put on the site to sell yet. A little procrastination on my part but none the less he gets the first one because it has a business card holder embedded into the sculpture and a couple of pen holders along with all the decorations. Then there is one of the Holy Byrd's along with some literature in the form of a newsletter claiming me as the creator of, "The Turf Byrd's" and then there is the short story of fiction that gives way to the creation of The Turf Byrd's.
Who ever said that gift giving can't be fun? The funny thing about this gift is that it is the first one I have thought of giving to anyone this year so far for Christmas. The only gift I have followed through with so far for Christmas. Probably the only gift I will have to spend more than a stamp's worth of postage to mail. How about the only gift I have ever sent to The President? This is totally a first.
I am not going to sit here and write that there is no motive behind sending this gift to The President, and I will get right to the motive for sending this gift to him. My motive for this gift is,......people. He knows a lot of people in place I have not even thought of yet, and could probably hook me up with some really cool and dynamic people that would want to help The Turf Byrd's. He may even place a rather large order for some of his friends. My motive for possibilities are really endless and one major motive I believe would be, strategy if that can be considered motive.
Theoretically by this time next year The Turf Byrd's will be shipping out about 50 or so a month. Plans for a store front will continue to grow as The Turf Byrd's business plan evolves. That is what is so great about any business plan is that they are living breathing documents. Watch The Turf Byrd's get to be a household name that everyone comes to know and love. Now that is something to add to the business plan.
Monday, November 21, 2011
Clean Crap To Make People Smile And Laugh
My wife is a Union member and gets to meet with a bunch of people in Salem going over budget stuff and bargaining for something called agreements. Anyway I asked her if she would take a dozen with her to her next meeting in request of someone else affiliated with the Union via social media.
I hand picked out a dozen of the best holy pieces I could find and very carefully placed them in her van for shipment. To my surprise she brought back only seven of them. I literally said Holy Crap myself!
Thanksgiving is just right around the corner here and Christmas gifts will be flooding the post office and warehouses that hold'em. A dear friend of mine suggested that I should mail a couple of Turf Byrd's to The President of The United States of America. So this is my intention for his gift this year from a small business here in America.
Who knows he may just know the right person that could help create that long awaited million dollars I have always dreamed about.
One of my friends just stopped by to say, "Hello". He took a short video of a Deluxe Turf Byrd. I can only imagine what he will do with that. Of course any exposure with these cute lovable creations called The Turf Byrd's is a good thing.
Great things are happening here for The Turf Byrd's. This just may be the novelty item that turns America around with gross national product and export sales world wide. Imagine a clean warehouse that produces crap. Crap that has a clean tendency to make people want to smile and laugh.
My grandson would like for me to open up a warehouse / store front where people can come in and order a Turf Byrd, make one for themselves, and have the order filled and shipped out because of the sales from the web site. Want a genius for only being eleven years of age. I wonder what it would take to open up something like that. That would be the $hit!
I hand picked out a dozen of the best holy pieces I could find and very carefully placed them in her van for shipment. To my surprise she brought back only seven of them. I literally said Holy Crap myself!
Thanksgiving is just right around the corner here and Christmas gifts will be flooding the post office and warehouses that hold'em. A dear friend of mine suggested that I should mail a couple of Turf Byrd's to The President of The United States of America. So this is my intention for his gift this year from a small business here in America.
Who knows he may just know the right person that could help create that long awaited million dollars I have always dreamed about.
One of my friends just stopped by to say, "Hello". He took a short video of a Deluxe Turf Byrd. I can only imagine what he will do with that. Of course any exposure with these cute lovable creations called The Turf Byrd's is a good thing.
Great things are happening here for The Turf Byrd's. This just may be the novelty item that turns America around with gross national product and export sales world wide. Imagine a clean warehouse that produces crap. Crap that has a clean tendency to make people want to smile and laugh.
My grandson would like for me to open up a warehouse / store front where people can come in and order a Turf Byrd, make one for themselves, and have the order filled and shipped out because of the sales from the web site. Want a genius for only being eleven years of age. I wonder what it would take to open up something like that. That would be the $hit!
Friday, October 28, 2011
One Idea = One Million Dollars? That's What I Heard.
It has been said that one idea equals one million dollars and well,... not to be over zealous but that's exactly what could happen with The Turf Byrd's. It would be so cool to meet up with some person that wants to help take this company to the next level.
I have been thinking of creating another video for The Turf Byrd's and have been searching on Google for some images to add to the video. I hope that they fly for viewing purposes. There are a lot of funny looking and pretty interesting photos that I have found just searching for a couple of keywords. A man can get lost on the internet if he is not careful. That's what happens to me sometimes is that I get lost at what I am doing on the net that it seems like I am not getting anywhere.
Listening to video's, learning from video's and applying what I learned all into play is the real power behind knowledge. Because knowledge is really useless unless it is applied. What good is knowledge if you don't use it? Even when reading I try to read books that are positive and motivating that capture the interest of putting what I know to work. That is kind of like setting goals and achieving them, or writing a business plan for the first time in your life and having four counselors tell you it is one of the best plans that has ever walked through the SBA's door. That's the power of knowledge when it is applied, now for the action.
Action to me is follow through. Follow through the to do list checking things off as I go through out the day and adding new ones to the list as I go forward with my plan. That's action to me. Progress daily looking for opportunities and opening new doors. Follow through also creates direction along with success and with success that just naturally demands more action. Just keep moving forward for the prize at the goal line. There is always a reward from hard work and effort no matter how I look at it. Follow through is also believing in myself. Everyone should do that!
My to do list for The Turf Byrd's consists of swiping the card to prevent from getting charged $30.00 from the bank for not making a swipe. Go figure? $30.00 for not swiping the card even if an online purchase has been made. I still have to get away from my home office and get in my vehicle to go to the store and get some munchies or something like toilet paper just to save $30.00. Then if the purchase doesn't amount to some price set by the merchant then there is the fee for not spending enough money. How can one save any money with all the fees in place? What ever happened to jubilee?
Until the next blog, stay safe, strong and keep smiling.
I have been thinking of creating another video for The Turf Byrd's and have been searching on Google for some images to add to the video. I hope that they fly for viewing purposes. There are a lot of funny looking and pretty interesting photos that I have found just searching for a couple of keywords. A man can get lost on the internet if he is not careful. That's what happens to me sometimes is that I get lost at what I am doing on the net that it seems like I am not getting anywhere.
Listening to video's, learning from video's and applying what I learned all into play is the real power behind knowledge. Because knowledge is really useless unless it is applied. What good is knowledge if you don't use it? Even when reading I try to read books that are positive and motivating that capture the interest of putting what I know to work. That is kind of like setting goals and achieving them, or writing a business plan for the first time in your life and having four counselors tell you it is one of the best plans that has ever walked through the SBA's door. That's the power of knowledge when it is applied, now for the action.
Action to me is follow through. Follow through the to do list checking things off as I go through out the day and adding new ones to the list as I go forward with my plan. That's action to me. Progress daily looking for opportunities and opening new doors. Follow through also creates direction along with success and with success that just naturally demands more action. Just keep moving forward for the prize at the goal line. There is always a reward from hard work and effort no matter how I look at it. Follow through is also believing in myself. Everyone should do that!
My to do list for The Turf Byrd's consists of swiping the card to prevent from getting charged $30.00 from the bank for not making a swipe. Go figure? $30.00 for not swiping the card even if an online purchase has been made. I still have to get away from my home office and get in my vehicle to go to the store and get some munchies or something like toilet paper just to save $30.00. Then if the purchase doesn't amount to some price set by the merchant then there is the fee for not spending enough money. How can one save any money with all the fees in place? What ever happened to jubilee?
Until the next blog, stay safe, strong and keep smiling.
Thursday, October 27, 2011
The Turf Byrd's Are Not A Scam
Today is a new day and it is always a new blog whenever I write. That is one of the biggest secrets of growing my blog and getting exposure to the web site. The intentions with http://theturfbyrds.com/ is to get them as popular as those rocks were.
These blogs are not on an auto-copy format. Everything in here is generic though having it's guru quality. I'm not saying that all of these words are mine because I do read a lot, but what I am saying is that none of this has been copied and pasted to this blog. I have taken the time to actually read what has been written and then use what I have read to broaden my horizon. Isn't that what it is all about?
One of the main reasons to blog is to establish a relationship with you. So if there is anything you would like to suggest please leave a comment. These days there are all sorts of comments left behind on blogs from all sorts of people. Some people are giving up the good words for the web store owner and other people are there just to sabotage the web store owner. With economics today no one needs to hear bad things unless it is truly bad. True there have been some unworthy scams on the internet but there has been more than it's weight in gold of the worthy ones that are not scams but have been referred to as.
http://theturfbyrds.com/ are not a scam! As I have mentioned in another blog this is a thirty year old dream that has come real. Why did it take so long? Timing, money, personal belief, and plenty of walls that needed to be torn down. One thing I found out in research is that it is a federal offense to ship feces through the mail. So a composite had to be made to look like the real thing in order to to exactly that.
Then there is a saying that I have come up with for http://theturfbyrds.com/. Made in America - Sold in China Now let me ask you how can I sell these cow pie cuties to China if I didn't have a web site?
These blogs are not on an auto-copy format. Everything in here is generic though having it's guru quality. I'm not saying that all of these words are mine because I do read a lot, but what I am saying is that none of this has been copied and pasted to this blog. I have taken the time to actually read what has been written and then use what I have read to broaden my horizon. Isn't that what it is all about?
One of the main reasons to blog is to establish a relationship with you. So if there is anything you would like to suggest please leave a comment. These days there are all sorts of comments left behind on blogs from all sorts of people. Some people are giving up the good words for the web store owner and other people are there just to sabotage the web store owner. With economics today no one needs to hear bad things unless it is truly bad. True there have been some unworthy scams on the internet but there has been more than it's weight in gold of the worthy ones that are not scams but have been referred to as.
http://theturfbyrds.com/ are not a scam! As I have mentioned in another blog this is a thirty year old dream that has come real. Why did it take so long? Timing, money, personal belief, and plenty of walls that needed to be torn down. One thing I found out in research is that it is a federal offense to ship feces through the mail. So a composite had to be made to look like the real thing in order to to exactly that.
Then there is a saying that I have come up with for http://theturfbyrds.com/. Made in America - Sold in China Now let me ask you how can I sell these cow pie cuties to China if I didn't have a web site?
Thursday, October 20, 2011
The Turf Byrd's Novelty Gift's An Online Business
Attracting visitors to the web site is not that hard but because it is a web store and there is nothing for free there other than the laughs you get by just checking them out sales don't come easily. I don't know how long it took for those rocks to sell millions but I sure hope that http://theturfbyrds.com/ will do the same.
Sales are from word of mouth right now but I am sure once the buzz takes hold sales will start funneling in through the web site. One thing for sure is that I don't want to give up on such a unique market. The Turf Byrd's novelty gifts is a business online.
http://theturfbyrds.com/ have been known to make people laugh and what greater business to be part of than that? If you came up with an idea and started marketing your product would you just give up if things weren't going as you have planned in the beginning or would you keep at it no matter what the cost may be?
If you are reading http://theturfbyrds.com/ blog for the very first time then I would like to say thank you for checking us out. It has been read that a web site should bring value to the visitor. The only value that I can give you here is when you actually have received your Turf Byrd in the mail and have taken it out of the package to put it in that special place in your home to bring you a smile every time you look at it.
Hey if your having a bad day you can take a look at your Turf Byrd and say Holy Crap. Then you can think to yourself at what kinda shit The Turf Byrd's have had to go through and the day should seem a bit better. Laughter is the best medicine and The Turf Byrd's are intended for just that. Please do not digest the Turf Byrd's in any such way shape or form. They are for novelty and laughter.
If you have purchased your Turf Byrd I would like to say thank you for your support. If you haven't may I suggest visiting http://theturfbyrds.com/ and bookmarking the site for the later visit to send one to the person you have decided to send some crap with a smile to. It is just that easy too. Send one to whoever you decide and chances are you will be making that special person smile and laugh. Try it!
Sales are from word of mouth right now but I am sure once the buzz takes hold sales will start funneling in through the web site. One thing for sure is that I don't want to give up on such a unique market. The Turf Byrd's novelty gifts is a business online.
http://theturfbyrds.com/ have been known to make people laugh and what greater business to be part of than that? If you came up with an idea and started marketing your product would you just give up if things weren't going as you have planned in the beginning or would you keep at it no matter what the cost may be?
If you are reading http://theturfbyrds.com/ blog for the very first time then I would like to say thank you for checking us out. It has been read that a web site should bring value to the visitor. The only value that I can give you here is when you actually have received your Turf Byrd in the mail and have taken it out of the package to put it in that special place in your home to bring you a smile every time you look at it.
Hey if your having a bad day you can take a look at your Turf Byrd and say Holy Crap. Then you can think to yourself at what kinda shit The Turf Byrd's have had to go through and the day should seem a bit better. Laughter is the best medicine and The Turf Byrd's are intended for just that. Please do not digest the Turf Byrd's in any such way shape or form. They are for novelty and laughter.
If you have purchased your Turf Byrd I would like to say thank you for your support. If you haven't may I suggest visiting http://theturfbyrds.com/ and bookmarking the site for the later visit to send one to the person you have decided to send some crap with a smile to. It is just that easy too. Send one to whoever you decide and chances are you will be making that special person smile and laugh. Try it!
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